Monday, October 20, 2014

cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

Sunday, October 19, 2014

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

Saturday, October 18, 2014
to-health-or-not-to-health:

that—fit—girl:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

the best thing

to-health-or-not-to-health:

that—fit—girl:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

the best thing

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

j6:

demonicdorothy:

japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads

leviathan:

- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

(Source: flynnrideres)

Friday, October 17, 2014

nethaca:

maverikloki:

deejohnes:

maverikloki:

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

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I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

They look like they’re about to break out in a musical number

hence:

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This post got better since I re-blogged it earlier.

thisonebluebox:

dryboneswithoutyou:

Handwriting is so cool cause it’s like the written equivalent of the sound of someone’s voice.

Man, I hope my voice doesn’t sound as bad as my handwriting looks, that would just be depressing

(Source: best-of-memes)

the-green-demon:

erennyehgar:

charlesoberonn:

madmadsmadly:

homuratrash:

lawliets-cake:

i had a random thoughtwhat if there was a notebook called the ship noteits like the death note, but instead of killing people, you write two people’s names beside each other
and they fall in love
writing details and cause of how they fell in love beside their namesno details? love at first sight.
isn’t it a beautiful thing to have



THAT IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON

I would make so many world leaders have secret gay international relationships.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.


Tha should be the intended use.

the-green-demon:

erennyehgar:

charlesoberonn:

madmadsmadly:

homuratrash:

lawliets-cake:

i had a random thought

what if there was a notebook called the ship note

its like the death note, but instead of killing people, you write two people’s names beside each other

and they fall in love

writing details and cause of how they fell in love beside their names

no details? love at first sight.

isn’t it a beautiful thing to have

image

THAT IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON

I would make so many world leaders have secret gay international relationships.

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.

Tha should be the intended use.